http://www.planetmona.com/ http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3615-sleek-and-chic-can-be-bleak-customer-disservice-in-malta http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3615-sleek-and-chic-can-be-bleak-customer-disservice-in-malta Mona Farrugia asks for a delivery date and ends up in the court of staff rights: sometimes sleek and chic can be rather bleak and a man in a vest... ]]> Fri, 09 Sep 2011 08:00:00 -0500 3615 2011-09-09 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3615_dragonforgemalta_1315555267.png http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3614-trainspotting-the-mula-edition http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3614-trainspotting-the-mula-edition Following its second anniversary, Rupert Camenzuli pays tribute to (arguably) the greatest Maltese song ever written. ]]> Thu, 01 Sep 2011 21:01:00 -0500 3614 2011-09-01 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3614_ewanm_1314910898.jpg http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3606-the-complete-tourist-summer-guide-for-malta http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3606-the-complete-tourist-summer-guide-for-malta Rupert Camenzuli takes it upon himself to provide tourists visiting the island with 10 vital tips for survival. ]]> Thu, 11 Aug 2011 15:09:00 -0500 3606 2011-08-11 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3606_tiredfatrunner_1313075394.png http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3603-no-excuses-the-playstation-revolutionaries http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3603-no-excuses-the-playstation-revolutionaries The last thing Marlene Vella expected to find upon her return from her annual Malta holiday were riots in her adopted hometown. Project Manager, Maltese but living in London, she... ]]> Tue, 09 Aug 2011 20:48:00 -0500 3603 2011-08-09 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3603_kingslandjpeg_1312922911.jpg http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3603_Screen shot 2011-08-10 at 07.19.25_1312953699.png http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3597-reasons-why-some-men-have-such-a-small-penis-and-newspapers-publish-tripe http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3597-reasons-why-some-men-have-such-a-small-penis-and-newspapers-publish-tripe Mona Farrugia struggles to undo the huge padlock The Writer has left her locked in to write to Mister George Zammit tat tajms ]]> Tue, 02 Aug 2011 11:18:00 -0500 3597 2011-08-02 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3597_chainsmonafarrugia_1312283940.png http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3595-what-is-pornography-can-you-keep-a-zejza-at-home-and-other-salient-questions http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3595-what-is-pornography-can-you-keep-a-zejza-at-home-and-other-salient-questions In the wake of Cyrus Engerer being, erm, investigated, for, erm, 'holding' pornography, or woqeva, here it is: the information you've been waiting for. ]]> Tue, 26 Jul 2011 10:46:00 -0500 3595 2011-07-26 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3595_Screen shot 2011-07-26 at 12.39.01_1311677178.png http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3592-media-business-and-a-sickeningly-true-story http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3592-media-business-and-a-sickeningly-true-story Have you been following the phone-hacking News of the World story? If you have not, maybe you should. ]]> Sat, 09 Jul 2011 17:18:00 -0500 3592 2011-07-09 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3592_notw_1310231918.png http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3591-arriva-heres-a-friendly-word-of-warning-from-a-happy-bus-user http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3591-arriva-heres-a-friendly-word-of-warning-from-a-happy-bus-user Mona Farrugia finally gets on that bus...or buses. After a trip around the south of the island she has a few words of warning for Arriva. ]]> Fri, 08 Jul 2011 11:37:00 -0500 3591 2011-07-08 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3591_nobusesmonafarrugia_1310125065.jpg http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3590-arriva-non-arriva http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3590-arriva-non-arriva Mona Farrugia is waiting on the bus stop. And waiting. And waiting some more... ]]> Tue, 05 Jul 2011 09:30:00 -0500 3590 2011-07-05 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3590_planetmonamaltabus_1309858253.png http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3584-click-click-kill http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3584-click-click-kill Mona Farrugia thinks that the ridiculous quantity of public outpouring of 'love' towards a dog nobody knew is just a manifestation of a detached nation that doesn't have the guts... ]]> Wed, 22 Jun 2011 12:41:00 -0500 3584 2011-06-22 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3584_executionstarmonafarrugia_1308746507.png http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3581-dear-government-mps http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3581-dear-government-mps Some MPs attend 99% of parliamentary sittings and still have time left over to take chummy pics with Brangelina. Most do not, however, and yet they have awarded themselves a... ]]> Thu, 16 Jun 2011 09:26:00 -0500 3581 2011-06-16 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3581_19311331_1308216382.jpg http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3580-public-execution-or-simply-eradicating-omerta http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3580-public-execution-or-simply-eradicating-omerta "This is not about torturing the monster who killed these dogs, nor is it about executing him, or locking him up in jail for life. This should be about finding... ]]> Wed, 15 Jun 2011 07:06:00 -0500 3580 2011-06-15 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3580_dogsdeadoffmaltaramonafrendo_1308121616.png http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3577-twinkle-twinkle-little-star http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3577-twinkle-twinkle-little-star TCM, so moved by the current outpouring of maudlin sentimentality, writes a lullaby to Star, The Dog Who Lived. And Then Died. Star, this one's for you... ]]> Fri, 10 Jun 2011 12:38:00 -0500 3577 2011-06-10 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3577_STAR_1307709483.jpg http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3576-thinking-of-investing-dont-bother http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3576-thinking-of-investing-dont-bother Mona Farrugia has done her tour of Malta's capital, Valletta and all she sees are empty shops and the same bunch of politicos lunching on our money. ]]> Fri, 10 Jun 2011 10:47:00 -0500 3576 2011-06-10 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3576_merchantstreettables_1307702874.jpg http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3574-dear-baby-jesus-fanciers-of-the-world http://www.planetmona.com/opinions-on-planetmona/52-social/3574-dear-baby-jesus-fanciers-of-the-world Someone owns up to stealing Jesus.  This Charming Man loses all hope. ]]> Wed, 08 Jun 2011 09:51:00 -0500 3574 2011-06-08 http://www.planetmona.com/images/stories/jreviews/3574_stolenbabyjesus_1307528247.png