Every year, every single man I know follows the correct procedure for buying his wife or girlfriend (a.k.a. WAG) a Christmas gift:

1. He ignores the situation

2. He believes her when she says she 'doesn't want anything but his love'

3. He panics at the absolute last moment and buys stuff which costs the earth but is actually a cheap quality

4. He ends up single by New Year's Day

 

So, we need to tackle one to four, together, by repeating the following mantra:

'If I don't buy my WAG something fabulous, she will hate me until next year. If I buy her something fabulous, she will love me. A lot'.

Ignore this at your peril.

Do not ask her what she wants. Women throw a lot of hints and these fly by most men.

If you - yes you - want to rev your attraction engine there is nothing more chic you can give your wife than a fabulous set of undies. Ok, let's call it lingerie. You see, you cannot call that scratchy stuff you thought was 'sexy' 'lingerie'. That's whoredom and usually, your WAG will not wear it. She will also hate you for getting it and ask you who on earth you think she is.

MYLA lingerie make a fabulous - but really, amazingly, stupendously fabulous - selection of underwear which men go crazy about. Most men do not think women wear this sort of thing, but they do: usually they end up buying it for themselves. Short of diamonds, this is the smallest package with the biggest return you can have.

MYLA lingerie use beautiful fabrics, including satins and silks. The lace on their lingerie is soft and smooth, rather than sandpaper-like. The colours are fun and jolly. The holes in the back of their underpants are cute and sexy rather than 'nobody in Gzira bought this so I got it for you'.

One very important tip: if you get your WAG the wrong size (smaller or larger) she may need to stab you. So don't. Sneak into her underwear drawer and check the general sizes on her bras. If they say 34B, get 34B, not some wishful 36E. If the pants say 'medium' don't buy her extra small.

That's all. Once you have that ready, you won't even need to wrap them as Myla will do it all for you. CLICK HERE TO SHOP MYLA lingerie