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In the interest of quality travel...the World Penis Map

Mona Farrugia presents the most important map one could ever need for one's travel. Courtesy.

 
In the interest of quality travel...the World Penis Map

Twitter was all agog with the World Penis Map a few days ago, mostly spearheaded by Sunday Times' writer India Knight.

How can you not click on a link which directs you to the world penis size map?

According to this source we invest 5 times more in research on penis enlargement and breast size increase than in Alzheimer's. This means that we will all be gorgeous, but we won't remember what we used it for.

I will add a few of my observations. Sudan, Venezuela, Columbia and Bolivia have an average penis size of 16 - 17 (centimetres, one hopes) and yet there is much hassle in these places. Nobody wants to stay in them or their citizens are leaving the country. Or shooting at each other.

Having said that I've been to China twice and India once. I would not, at this point, suggest them for feminine sex tourism. Poor gits.

And where is Malta in all this? I clicked and clicked into the map and guess what? Maltese men do not have any penises at all. Yet again, this fair, overpopulated country of 440,000 people has been left out of the most important map of all.

The picture is clickable and enlargeable. Ah...were it always that simple.

 

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Philip Edward Vassallo
April 11, 2011
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We NEED to know who is sharing, are they male female or gay, this may dispell the myths on this and boob size. I cannot find how to get this information but then again I am not a compugeek. Maybe someone else has the necessary skills.

 
 
Andrew
April 02, 2011
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My foreign friends tell me that Maltese men do well in this department. I've been round the block a few times on all continents bar Antarctica and I would tend to agree.

 
 
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