More quality travel: The World Breast Map
Mona Farrugia brought us the World Penis Map and now, in order for fairness and balance to operate (in pairs) here is the World Breast Map
We all had a good chuckle at the World Penis Map but many of us ladies will not be giggling at the World Breast Map. Drat!
What is this about Russian ladies having the largest boobs? Yes! Russian ladies. Have Maltese men been trying to tell us something for years but we simply blocked them?
Breast size - for all the uninitiated men and misled women out there - is not about the number. It is about cup size. So, all those 38Bs: girls you just have a bit of a podgy back, rather than sizeable boobs. In fact, you could probably wear your bra front to back.
Ok, back in with the nails. Breast 'size' is about cup size. For a bouncy couple you are probably looking at at least a C cup, with a D being Cucinotta pannacotta level. The wholy grail is a DD (that's Double D not Dee Dee) and an F is 'whoa...whoa...what are you hiding in that cleavage?!'. When you're wearing a K (yes, it exists) you do get to breast reduction situation: it is not fun for anybody. Well it's fun for the guys but we ladies don't like to carry two massive watermelons around in a sack just for you to ogle and fondle. There!
China and most of Northern Africa is hovering in green, that is, an A cup, although you have to admit, this does not justify revolutions.
And the Maltese? Well, we're a C. As we used to say when we were younger (and desperate for someone to be attractive to), more than a mouthful is more than enough. Stop being greedy and give us back those tickets to Moscow.
Comments
Japan is hidden behind the legend, but I heard from someone in the know that they only have fried eggs. And the Japanese word is "opai", might be useful.
Haha...useful for what exactly? :) Say, useful like a passport? :p
I always thought that Mediterranean women have larger breasts than Northern Europeans or Russians!
Me too Mark! Although the map does not qualify those boob sizes that are a result of, erm, paid-for intervention.
