Dear Writer - I'm Leaving You. Sorry hi.
Inspired from quotes by various people in Malta – credit where it’s due in the square brackets – this is the letter Mona Farrugia is going to write to The Writer the moment Divorce Enters. This could be somewhere around the year 3078 so she's preparing herself.
Disclaimer: These seven points will give you the impression that the letter writer is under the effect of many multi-coloured little pills. If this sounds confusing, try and imagine how it has been for most of the inhabitants of a tiny country called Malta in the past months.
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Dear TW,
Ever since Divorce Entered I have been feeling that our marriage is not ‘the same’. This is why you and I are getting one:
- Our low-carb regime has gone a little haywire, you have to admit. So far, I am still getting into my size 10 but you never know: I may be a twelve soon. And then you’ll leave me. So I’m leaving you before. [Anne Vella: President of the Cana Movement]
- It’s our fourth anniversary next week. Yes it’s been nice. Actually it’s been fabulous. I’m still madly in love with you. But once divorce comes in, marriages will last four years. So hey, it’s not me, it’s not you, it’s the time scales [Lawrence Gonzi: The Prime Minister of Malta]
- The Madonna appeared to me and told me she was sorrowful. I have no idea why but our marriage may have something to do with it. [Father Tonio Fenech, Economy (or what’s left of it) Minister]
- The heavens will open and the ground will open and the Etna is about to explode and the Sinjura ta’ Borg in-Nadur (yes, that area which used to be a Neolithic site) said so. [Angelik: general crazy]
- The fundamentals of our marriage have been broken. Yes I know that sounds weird but I could feel it the moment divorce ‘came in’. What do you mean you didn’t notice? [Again: Father Tonio Fenech]
- You may start to beat me up at some point. And I may want to leave. If I want to leave you may try to stop me. Or you may want to leave me because you want to beat somebody else up. [Dottor Andre Camilleri – Director General, Malta Financial Service Authority]
- I know we don’t have any children but if we had they would have been severely traumatised had we been divorcing. What do you mean they would have been traumatised had we had our marriage made inexistent (annulled) or had we obtained a separation (yeah, that sheet of paper listing who’s getting the deheb and who gets the pets). It’s divorce my God. Can’t you feel how serious that is? [Sister Helen D’Amato – Malta Commissioner for Children]
I leave you with this. It's been nice. Niddedikalek din id-diska u nselli ghalik.
Hagz XXX
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Also this one: I love you and I don't love myself any more. X'tahwid!
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Thank you, useful.
Thank you, useful
But to be frank, it doesn't tell in detail what should we do to choose a best one, agree?
I don't think it's good to buy a new hard dirve, why not change the laptop? Lol.
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Thanks Mona,
it was a really hard and distressful day until I came home and read your article, you had me laughing like a crazy, alone at home, neighbours probably are still debating if I'm gone crazy and need hospitalization.
Coming from Italy I should be used to politicians saying odd things that go against common sense, reality and logic, but this time Maltese ones win with flying colours, PROSIT :)
I am very sorry Mona but I do not think you & TW would qualify as neither of you are divorcees. It is obvious that TE ( The Engineer)
and I would be well in the queue before you as he was a divorcee and we have been maaried since 1980. I think you will have to wait until he starts abusing you, you had better get on with the breeding too, or there will be no offspring to suffer. Do you find it odd that the anti lot are against a no fault divorce ? It is far more traumatic for the kids in a 'Faulty Party' divorce as they can be bribed and coerced into supporting one side or the other.
