Dear Baby Jesus Fanciers of the World
Someone owns up to stealing Jesus.Â This Charming Man loses all hope.
Dear Baby Jesus Fanciers of the World.
All three of you.
Before you start theorizing about compulsions and whatnot, zip it-Iâ€™m not going to go into the merits of whether this is an infantile obsession or a full-blown mental illness, because I donâ€™t care. Stop it. Itâ€™s just fucking stupid.
And stop stealing them : the irony might just cause our heads to explode and kill us all, plus weâ€™ve been incurring enough divine wrath of lateÂ as it is, without you kidnapping the Son of God.
There is so much implied hilarity in this story that my brain isÂ having a hard time processing it all.
According to the Times of Malta:
"Mr Portelli collected Baby Jesus statues and had searched high and low for another one of the same model but failed, the inspector said. In court, the accused admitted to the theft, to handling stolen property and to damaging the statue when he ran off with it."
Mr. Portelli is charged with being an idiot of cosmic proportions and with disgracing the proud criminal reputation of Birkirkara on the following grounds:
- Collecting statues of baby Jesus.Â Never a good sign, that.
- Wanting this one so bad that he was compelled to steal it
- From a Muzew, no less
- Managing to damage the piece he'd stolen while running away. Obviously in a thrilling chase through the streets of Birkirkara involving SWAT teams, helicopters andÂ explosions.
- Getting caught and admitting his guilt right away.
TheÂ Godfather is not amused.
This whole baby-Jesus-stealing thing raises a puzzling issue (several, actually but I'll stick to the easy one): what is the difference between one baby Jesus statue and another? Who cares if its new or old, clay orÂ ceramic.Â They're all the bloody same (hideous). Always in that three-fingered, Tai Chi pose. Always impossibly cherubic, lipsticked and curly haired for a newborn. They are also, alarmingly, usually ginger. I never took the Holy Spirit to be a Scotsman but then again our Celtic friends do like their spirits, so you never know. If only we had proof that Jesus' middle name was Glenmorangie it would have been a dead giveaway, but sadly the birth certificate is lost to history.
Sometimes I just wonder if the Times just makes this stuff up to pad its ever thinner editions or to bait the online loon community into posting rants. I used to think them too droll to troll, but you can never tell. I'll wager they're having a right giggle at our expense in the TOM newsroom, as I write.
You want to see a collection of cute babies? Go to the creche and helpÂ with the laundryÂ or donate money. Don't even dream about adopting: I shudder to think of the upbringing youâ€™d offer, you scary scaryÂ people you.
News like this makes part of me me want to run away from this strange little island, but as in the land of the sane the madman is king, I live in hope that the reverseÂ turn out to be true one day. UnlessÂ I lose my marbles hanging out with you lot, that is.
May 24, 2013
Report this comment
After night the in purgatory A1 a mode detailed experience, including the single player mode and cooperation mode, encountering a variety of elite strange and rare and strange, and whether killing off according to the specific team situation; can not kill resolutely notice teammate pass out next through direct SKIP.
Goldwto sell many game gold,such as :
diablo 3 gold
diablo 3 gold
blade and soul gold
runes of magic gold
age of wushu gold
guild wars 2 gold
second life linden
maple story mesos
dragon nest gold
itunes gift card
App Store Gift Card
Rare and strange: with a rare name (usually blue, but at the same time may also be gold elite), it is difficult to find, but to get rid of, there is often a special surprise, because fixed and affixes equipment, regardless of the blue-loaded or yellow equipment, are to the edge, in fact, is the best SP produced strange fortune depends on it.
Open the list of your accomplishments, an achievement which lists the most rare and strange, but not all!
In addition, rare and strange fall the best equipment is not 100% drop, but if you want, you could do nothing but find them, rs gold because they can. If you encounter, but you can not beat , please hurry to invite your friends list into your game together to engage it, and to drop more than a goodly portion of luck, but also a way of getting money to the Friends of the base!
Daobao Wizard: Drop equipped with everything falling energy saving in this chapter, in addition to rare and strange part of falling!
Drop the game settings, through research nethack (known as the originator of the Diablo setting items randomly drop) settings, blade and soul gold in fact, a setting is as follows:
Rare and strange list of rare and strange list: this figure may be possible, each unique drop list of rare and strange, usually the main producing strange Need rings and necklaces;
Blue strange list: this picture ordinary strange, it may appear strange blue, just blue strange installed it must be out of the blue, drop list is the list of the world fall in each of the sections that, that does not beyond the the chapter drop the other chapters will be out equipment. (FARM A1 friend Note, A4 was a good blue-loaded, drag a drag the corpse into the A4.)
3 golden elite list: mainly wow gold used to increase this figure a bit of a challenge and entertainment, to be honest, not farm their significance, and this strange basically impossible to be done FARM their fall list and blue The strange world drop, as limited by chapter, but the yellow loading a relatively high probability it wants.
So, I'll give you advice:
Careful and meticulous to a certain figure, the difficulty is not great, you can complete single FARM again, all the blame, all the stones, all the local touch it again, and then reset it again, and so forth NNNN times and times, you can put this figure there might be rare and strange touch, we also know this "specialty".
Another supplement on suits and legendary equipment drop set: part of the world falling, broken jar and trash mobs and the like can be a goodly portion of luck, but the mobs die so much, the opportunity is always there; portion of the fixed BOSS out drop, multi-brush it, the opportunity is always there, after all, is fixed drop FARM when a lot of bad street but in the end is inevitable; part fall by rare and strange, the same can not be met seeking to encourage you and diligent traveled to every corner of the map; also part of falling exists only in the advanced chest, face.
About rare and strange location: each figure with surface and underground (cave) in two parts, this strange wandering the entire surface of each figure, that might be buried in the ground, but mainly present in the underground; each figure has a fixed number of underground cave spawn points, and each picture to refresh the total number of points is fixed, but each time the refresh only a few points, to refresh a few point and which point to refresh are random; Members diligent little more effort, run a race map, summarize the law, there will always be the outcome! ! ! ! !
Random number paradox: while the computer is set between 1-100 random samples of any single chance, from long statistical point of view, are the same, but in a short period of time during the actual operation, you extracted to a 1 and 100 chance is very small; the improved random numbers, often using double-random number divided by the ratio rounded, for example, taken from 1-100 where two duplicate number, and then divided by 2 rounded .
Refer to the above extract random set model of random numbers, each picture looks much spawn points, but a subset of locations and 1 or 100 is actually more difficult to be able to get from another point of view, mean that other spawn points easily be able to get refreshed, this rule can be found by summing.
My last most important conclusion: Some rare and strange appears only in the rare spawn points, this setting is also normal, everyone can sum up, there is always the law to be investigated!
May 11, 2013
Report this comment
What to Look for in a Hard Drive That You Are Purchasing?
When you are going to buy laptop hard drive, it is extremely important to look for one that is going to be fast and large enough to accommodate all of your files and data needs. It
Yeah, it's just what I need, I'm about to have a new one
I always use Dell Hard Disk Drives, what about you, guys?